THE ONE AND ONLY SHIRT

It started like this...
i was having sejarah tuition thn teacher made a test...
whoever got lower thn 6 muz kena punish...
thn out came nicholas(my tuition nicholas)
he was wearning a shirt tat hav THIS written on it:
I LOVE MY BODY
ESPECIALLY MY BUTT
IT IS BIG ROUND AND WOMANLY
I LIKE IT!!!
thn i was like siew peng siew peng!
look at nicholas shirt...
thn geo time we told cikgu kahar bout it...
guesse wad he did he wrote tat n the board n write there by nicholas...
thn he made nic read it aloud...

ROFL MAO!!!
i rly enjoyed tuition today...
glad i went =D

POLICE & THIEF

Yesterday moral Pn.Masrini din cum again ma...(haiz...so worried bout her)we play police n thief la...stupid jan la...she get 2 b thief finally after a 1000years...thn she say i get 2 same thing change again....thn i cannot bcum theif ady...ZZZ.....thn kesian....en chan sui ping cum ady...T.T hav 2 do duno wad stupid geografi project nid 2 interview...bla bla bla....

VICTORY TO 1 SETIA!

Uyeahhhh!!!!Our class won choir competition....for merdeka celebration thingi.....we sang satu suara...waw..tats d best patriotik sing i've ever heard on earth men....others is like all half dead...we got cantonese rap n english rap..but d indian part hav 2 change 2 english cox nobody noe how 2 rap in indian....obviously naven won't do it....but it still went all well.....oh yeah....hav 2 perform again on the next week after holiday...n we muz wear cheongsam...blek....so ugly...like auntie oni...cox my cheongsam is red in colour...Zzzz....but nvm muz be glad we won....

The Frog That Went The Wrong Way

Last Friday....i was gettin into d car ady....goin 2 school....then i slipped my feet into my shoes...then jalan jalan....suddenly,i felt sumthing slimy...and maybe wet...i was like WTF! quickly get my foot outta tat shoe...thn i froze there not moving a single muscle...after awhile there cums my mum....i told her...ma...i felt sumthing.."slimy"in my shoe...more 2 "wet"...thn she was like padan muka...told u not 2 leave ur shoe near d grass...muz b a FROG....holy mama.....frog?i rushed 2 d pipe and wash my feet....wash n wash thn my mum hit d shoe...no respones....after a while d shoe moved by itself....we dashes u d car like nobody's business n left for school...my sis got home n my mum told her d story bout d FROG...thn she was like ew..ew.....ew...ew...she hit my shoe like a kuku....she hit n hit n hit n hit n hit n hit n hit n hit n hit n hit n hit n hit(taking a deep breath)n hit....thn she went mad....she pushed my shoe untill it rolled down d balcony...thn finally the FROG came out....my mum said it hav GOLDEN eyes....cool huh?I WILL NEVER EVER LEAVE MY SHOE NEAR GRASS ANYMORE!!!!(FROG-PHOBIA)

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RAWKS!!!!!
Boys like girls
All american rejects
they rawks men....
damn leng cai....
its freakin' leng cai...
I went crazy....
yeah....CRAZY
i was like singing like nobody's business...
when i got home its like how nicky lee say....
my energy is running low....
We kept dancing...
and dancing...
dancing
still dancing
still dancing
still dancing
















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DANCING...
SOMEBODY CALL 911
SHAWTY FIRE BURNIN' ON THE DANCE FLOOR
well...not realli dance floor we're on a dried swimming pool....

Tagging time!! :D

It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag ten people. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real - nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name.

1. What is your name : Len Wai Kei

2. A four Letter Word : Lace

3. A boy's Name : Lucass

4. A girl's Name : Lenka

5. An occupation : Lawyer

7. Something you'll wear : Lacy skirt

8. Something sick :licking a skunk's ass

9. A food : Lace(a junk food...u noe ryte?)

10. Something found in the bathroom: lamp

11. A place : lab

12. A reason for being late :looking at hot guys(can't control...:D Teehee)

13. Something you'd shout : ladybird

14. A movie title : love on a diet(made me look dddddddddeeeeeeeeeppppp in my cupboard)

15. Something you drink :Lemonade

16. A musical group : Linkin Park

17. An animal : lamb

18. A street name : LE 2/1

19. A type of car : lancer(never heard of it but tis car is true)

20. The title of a song : Love Drunk

mallsingh bhullar's note

mallsingh bhullar's note...(limited edition)lol....

My ketua sektor pintu

Today about 2 sumthing..we jaga-ing ma...so we muz spot check every bag ma....thn came 1 malay gurl...i found skittles!!!so me n keng chun cepat cepat pour damn much on our hand...so kwok yeow-my k.s pintu was like...WAD LA YOU!!!(die la me...kena marah ady)thn he say eat sweet oso never belanja him....lol...so unexpectedly....thn sama sama we enjoy out skittles...^^n shiao yen say we'll end up having rainbow tongue n we did....but nvm d skittles taste great...^^

Secocok

Wah...2day we get bac seni paper ma...thn i very cha lorh...get 72% oni....
jade got 70 i think en ru 71 n shye wen!!!!!
SHE GOT 82%damn geng ryte?cox we made a deal b4 tat who got d highest mark will kena slap..so me,jade n en ru was like pressing her down n i do d slapping...hehehe...damn bad ryte?n thn mall's admirer din cum ma...so we all go n curi curi see her marks...MANA TAU!!!she got exactly same marks as MALLSINGH BHULLAR!!!n both of dem din cum 2day..secocok ryte?thn when i reach her home i told her bout it...she was like tats impossible...n i told her adidas's moto...















NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!


so gud luck 2 mallsingh..u gotta chance cox nothing is imposible....GOOD LUCK!!GAMBATEH...=D

Teenager are crazy

Today at class very boring ma...
it happened like this....
Science time finish copy notes ady ma...
then me n shye wen was like....
torturing ourselves...
i scratch her...
ouch....
she scratch me bac ouch...
i scratch her...
she scratch me back...
thn end up our hand all red in colour....
i got a note for you...
pls scroll down...













TEENAGERS NOWADAYS ARE
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HORRIBLY





INCREDIBLY





VERY





REALLY









CRAZY!!!!!

Random pics

Boring...
boring...
boring...
boring..
boring...
so i decided 2 take some pics outside at my garden....
there u go:

Port Dickson Trip

walking 2 d swimming pool....tat is darn dirty..tats y end up at d beach ...couples?lesbians?ewssss?
so meriah....=Di wana go again!!!!
me tryin 2 take out my bracelet n tat thing took me darn long!
look at d beach?now noe y i wana take out d?erm....was it supposed 2 be called a bracelet?fyi,i very chapek in my vocab de...==

Kiku Zakura

kiku zakura....we reserved d whole restaurant tis morning...damn nice d whole restaurant oni got me,mum,dad n sis...cool huh?wana noe where isit n food delicious o not?pls leave me a comment!

my dad....swt ryte?he's eating a erm....sotong head?ew.....gross-gusting!

THE RETARD FAMILY

Here goes the retard ones:
me-HOOLIGAN
jan-BARBARIAN
jade-FREEEEEEEEEEEEAK
shye wen-idiot
en ru-geek
jo-sinister
li bin-orang kl(bukan kuala lumpur la...kampung loser)
mall-orang laut/megamall(i'll always come 2 u mall!!!)
hua kean-moodymoody???(i wonder y)

Here goes our trade mark:
dung!dung!dung!dung!(hitting my chest?)
shye wen-scratching head...(still can't think?)
jade-im'ma freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak!(very true)
en ru-pushing her specs up(always slide down?)
jo-?
jan-?
bin-?
mall-?
hua kean-?
(sorry la)no idea wads their trademark yet...update when i find out!!!

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Adidas run

get 65th...=='''

(speechless)
...
gettin worse at each marathonT.T
IDK WHY!!!