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Ball oh! ball

it started like tat...
me n my cuz was swimming n we're playing balls
its the rolling ball i mean for those who are narrow minded
;D
n the BALL somehow suicide n as u noe there's a lake right down the swimming pool
(where the crocodiles are usually are hanging out)
back to the story...
it hit the ball n tot it'll land on my cuz head
but....it went allllllll the way up n behind her
n tat where u hav rock rock rock rock
thn lake....
the ball was a failure it didn't get to die
it was one meter away from the lake.
we were figuring out how to get it whn the guard came
he climbed all the way down n got the ball!
yippee!hero of the day...
actually today is quite a bad day i even NEARly lost RM1 at the drink machines....
luckily i didn't....:D

Lizard shits!

Shits....
shits.....
shits....
shits...
and still? shits...
yup...there were dozens like DOZENS of them at my room...
well,not rly exactly IN my rooms but hmph...
how do i say it?
its actually at the glass door for the balcony...
they somehow got in my room n it was a big fat one...
n now i'm having lizardshitphobia(might take somehow time to figure out wad tats)

Holidays

Geez!holiday are rly pissing me off....holiday juz started 2 weeks ago but it looks like two months already...summore i'm not going for any holiday!i'm gonna rot in my stupid hse...wad i'm doing is juz...online...sleep....eat....bath....online....sleep...eat....... bath....repeating tat for 2 weeks edi....long way to go...haiz....can't wait for christmas and new year...so i'll hav sumthing to do...who can save me from hell?!!!mummumia!btw,i juz took the cambridge oral test n it sucks men....whn i'm giving the interlocutor the mark sheet my hand was shaking like hell so i hid it in my pocket...so i started talking like those erm....england slength it sounds rly funny...before tat me n my partners was gonna sleep soon!we were the last pairs so we waited for like 3 hours!3 hours forgoodness sake!okayy...i'm gonna stop crapping(step-hen-not craBBing)already...i think i'm juz mumbling to myself i noe no ones gonna read my blog its like one of the most boring blog on earth....byee hope u think i'm not craPPing....D:
i'm gonna get crazy...like u noe??? C-R-A-Z-Y!!!!! erm....tat pic shud be how i look like now....

I phone

My mum bought i phone for my sis's 16th birthday...
damn jealous...
can't wait for my 16th!
see wad am i gonna get...

New Theme

Well....
I'm thinking bout a new theme for my blog getting bored wif this one...
any ideas???
*scrathes head*

Wii!!!!

sorry ah...
did i forgot to tell u guys i bout a wii?!
well,Yes i did!
but i can't play untill exam finish..
urgh!
exam again!
nvm its juz like 1 more week!
can't wait but at the same time i dun wanna leave school!
i'm gonna miss my frens!
T.T

My lil' cuz...

was shopping at the gardens...
momma enjoying demselfs so me n cuz cipai a lil'
and shes oni 4...
heard of 4 cipai-ing?
there it is...

My so called SisTa!

Yeah!!!
how yee is cuming on monday....
tats wad en ru say la...
but i was juz wondering wad will she do?
watch us do our exam for the whole week?
or stay at home n sleep?
remain at her old school?
who cares....the most important thing is i can see her in a another 1 day!
whoah!!!!mizz her darn frakin' much!!
muackz~~

Exam Suxx!

I hav no ide why our school so stupid wan....people earlier oso finish exam edi we leh?still halfway exam oni....well, we got some of our papers n its oh-not-so-good!these are the marks:

bm2-80/100
science-75%(ngam ngam)
math-53/60
geografi-82% including projek 18 1/2 n 3 marks for books...(miracle i got A)
english 2-31/50 WTF!

more marks coming muz work hard on bm n bi!!!

AAR Concert!

AAR

the people there are 10x like this.....(imagine)
me n sarah still got time to cipai...haha
tyson playing guitar!!!!(pls stop jumping around so tat i can hav a nice shot!)
the wallpapaer of the stage

Cyberjaya

I went to cyberjaya last weekend...well,they renovated n its freakin' nice...i love the cabonara!!!fyi,i'm not a photogenic so dun blame me for making the pasta look aahem...gross??? tee hee : ]
hope u hav time to try that out! = )

sry for taking oni 1 pic....too bz eating ....hahax maybe next time i take more pics....

Prefects' Nite 2009

do not make a single noise if u are seeing tis pic now....(whats wif my face?should be bcox of enru's reaction)

me n jan-again
group photo wif pn.wong

me n jan(the dolly tat some1 always wanted)

me,en ru & joi(cute cute de)

JELLY BITES

JELLY BITES
Origins of jelly bites....
i was having tuition at home...
munching on some jelly beans...
ang!ang!ang!
suddenly!OucH!!!!
i bit my tongue...
i stone there...
thn my teacher turn to me
saying i'm not blind la do ur work...
thn i told hit i bit my tongue...
he started laughing...
thn he say eat jelly beans summore lah!
its JELLY BITES not jelly beans...
That the origins of jelly bites...LOL

here are some pics of jelly bites:(they seriously ARE different)

The Coffee in The Cone & The Yelping Guy

1.I was shopping at ikea after tuition ma...tat time i was eating ice-cream when my mum asked me to eat faster thn i stuffed the entirething into my mouth ...i was like help help help!brain freeze!thn my mum put coffee rightinto my ice cream cone n i drank it...urgh!humiliating to say it...(i choked on the coffee in the cone in front of everybody)thn my sis went laughing her head off..instead of looking at me all the people was looking at my sis....she was SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN KUKU...ahem juz bcox i choked on the coffee in the cone...

2.My mum measured a string n went looking for the cupboard which hav the right size to fit into her beloved kitchen thn i had fun wif the string my mum was holding one end n i was holding the other...so it'll be like she's pulling me n we look retarded n yes!we had an experiment n we're proven to be retarded...a boy was walking past n he shouted juz bcox of the string he had a emotion on his face tat couldn't be explained...its darn freakin' funny then my turn to laugh like a kuku pulak...


GO IKEA AND LOL LIKE ME!~~~

PMR STUDENTS~~~

ATTENTION TO ALL PMR STUDENTS...

INCLUDING SHYE WEI,SU WEN,MARIANNE AND THE GANG...

GOOD LUCK~~

DO YOUR BEST IN THE EXAM...

MUST PASS WITH FLYING COLOURS...

TRY YOUR BEST THN CAN EDI!

ME-THE HOOLIGAN

WILL FULLY SUPPORT YOU GUYS!

En Ru's lantern festival party!

wah!!!damn nice tat time i went to en ru's lantern festival party...well,1st we i was supposed to go at 2 pm thn my dad went to the MIDDLE OF KL eat...thn 4 sumthing oni reach...stupid ryte?thn i when i reach cepat cepat go bath cox jolene,wai lim,cp,mall,kevin,naven all reach ady...practically jan was right behind me n i din notice...lol thn we tried out the muffin..n i was warning every1 eat any muffin u want but not the CHOCOLATE wan...but at last i got try 1 la...the taste wan alright but i told the boys if i get food poisoning i'll put the blame on u guys...i still remember the 1 i got is kemek ady...XD thn after tat we had dinner n i had a cup of wad u call tat?...urm...plum juice i think n i duno y en ru liked it it sucks men...it taste like u put 10 plums into 1 cup of water...damn freakin' sour...n i din eat much...ask en ru y...juz bcox i wanna reach early but my dad ask me to finish rest of the food thn i was like ang...ang...ang...n finish the rest of the egg...urgh...dun say the word EGG anymore...thn my dad noe tat i hate steam fish n he say wad about the fish?y dun u finish it...i was like...ew....u noe me i even feel like puking whn i smell fish...(my dad had th evil look at his face)ZZZzzz...lets go bac to the story...urm..where was i?owh ya...thn after tat we play game was suppose 2 play blanket thn the boys din cooperate thn we play newspaper n at last they gambled but me the innocent lil gurl of cox din...tee hee : ] as if la...thn blablabla...n we slept at 3.30am thn wake up 9.30am bcox of a stupid hp call....

here are some pics...toodles!fuyoh...leng lui...


we're at pavillion tat time...
i kissed a girl...well,i kissed it and i liked it...haha
i was too excited...we're hiding from en ru's well juz to hav sum peace in the toilet...XD
my beloved jade.... :Pready!!!

hit!!


p.s. i'll be bac 4 u Wii !!!

UPSR

FOR UPSR 2009 STUDENTS...
GOOD LUCK LARH...
DIN GET STRAIGHT A'S OSO NVM....
AS LONG AS YOU TRY UR BEZ...
: ]
NOW UPSR FINISH ADY...ITS THE BEST TIME OF LIFE!
FORM 1 SUCKS MEN RIGHT UNTILL SPM FINISH...
SO APPRECIATE THE TIME NOW...
DO WATEVA U LIKE....
ANYTHING....
BUT NOT HARAM WAN LA... LATER BLAME ME PULAK...
TEE HEE : ]
AND COME TO SAUJANA N BCUM SAUJANIANS!
CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU GUYS!

NEW MEMBERS!!!

FYI-FOR YOUR INFORMATION...
WE ARE OFFICIALLY ADDING:
MR.ADAM JAKE HAZIM AS THE 'MIND FREAK'
&
MR.HOH CHEE LOONG AS THE 'MORON'
TO OUR RETARD FAMILY...
COOL...
THE MORE THE MERRIER....
EXCEPT FOR UNINVITED GUEST....
AHEM AHEM...

FREAKIN' HOT!!!

THEY ARE FREAKIN' HOT MEN!!!THESE ARE MY TOP THREE MOST LENG CHAI(HANDSOME) CELEB!
NO.1-HERE COMES...DRUMS ROLLING............JOSH HUTCHERSON!!!
NO.2-ZAC EFRON...MY GOSH!LOOK AT HIS EYES!I KEANA ELECTRIC SHOCK ADY...XD
LAST BUT NOT LEAST...NO.3-LUCAS TILL...ERM...I FOUND HIM IN HANNAH MONTANA'S MOVIE : ]
ENJOY!TEE HEE : ]

MERDEKA COUNTDOWN!

was enjoyin my beer...erm...wif my eyes closed n 'click' there came my cuz pic...
it realli taste gud...did u noe our family hav a tradition of drinking below 9?XD
my sis emo-ing wif her hp...
my cuz n her pics...

fc,liam n sis...waw...fc looks realli GOOD!

credits to lim may may : ]

The "X" family

my X looks so much bigger thn jade's maybe bcox she hav a smaller hand....btw,the X family hav me,jade,jan,jolene,shye wen n enr u!teehee : ]
fyi,i'm a big fan of telur^_^ try asking pn.rushizan...

HAPPY BELATED B'DAY SISTA!

well...
just a b'day shoutout 2 the barbarian a.k.a KYE JAN!
u are officially 13 ady...
dun b so immature ah...
haha XD
i'm the 1 immature...who cares?
i'm oni 12+...^-^
kiddy...kiddy....
i'm a kiddy...
kiddy..kiddy...
i'm a kiddy...
(song produced by hooligan)
which u will seriously faint after u hear it....
ask shye wen-idiot...>.<
btw,muacks lurve ya...
remember?
i love you more than i can say...
uuu...u..uuuu.....

THE ONE AND ONLY SHIRT

It started like this...
i was having sejarah tuition thn teacher made a test...
whoever got lower thn 6 muz kena punish...
thn out came nicholas(my tuition nicholas)
he was wearning a shirt tat hav THIS written on it:
I LOVE MY BODY
ESPECIALLY MY BUTT
IT IS BIG ROUND AND WOMANLY
I LIKE IT!!!
thn i was like siew peng siew peng!
look at nicholas shirt...
thn geo time we told cikgu kahar bout it...
guesse wad he did he wrote tat n the board n write there by nicholas...
thn he made nic read it aloud...

ROFL MAO!!!
i rly enjoyed tuition today...
glad i went =D

POLICE & THIEF

Yesterday moral Pn.Masrini din cum again ma...(haiz...so worried bout her)we play police n thief la...stupid jan la...she get 2 b thief finally after a 1000years...thn she say i get 2 same thing change again....thn i cannot bcum theif ady...ZZZ.....thn kesian....en chan sui ping cum ady...T.T hav 2 do duno wad stupid geografi project nid 2 interview...bla bla bla....

VICTORY TO 1 SETIA!

Uyeahhhh!!!!Our class won choir competition....for merdeka celebration thingi.....we sang satu suara...waw..tats d best patriotik sing i've ever heard on earth men....others is like all half dead...we got cantonese rap n english rap..but d indian part hav 2 change 2 english cox nobody noe how 2 rap in indian....obviously naven won't do it....but it still went all well.....oh yeah....hav 2 perform again on the next week after holiday...n we muz wear cheongsam...blek....so ugly...like auntie oni...cox my cheongsam is red in colour...Zzzz....but nvm muz be glad we won....

The Frog That Went The Wrong Way

Last Friday....i was gettin into d car ady....goin 2 school....then i slipped my feet into my shoes...then jalan jalan....suddenly,i felt sumthing slimy...and maybe wet...i was like WTF! quickly get my foot outta tat shoe...thn i froze there not moving a single muscle...after awhile there cums my mum....i told her...ma...i felt sumthing.."slimy"in my shoe...more 2 "wet"...thn she was like padan muka...told u not 2 leave ur shoe near d grass...muz b a FROG....holy mama.....frog?i rushed 2 d pipe and wash my feet....wash n wash thn my mum hit d shoe...no respones....after a while d shoe moved by itself....we dashes u d car like nobody's business n left for school...my sis got home n my mum told her d story bout d FROG...thn she was like ew..ew.....ew...ew...she hit my shoe like a kuku....she hit n hit n hit n hit n hit n hit n hit n hit n hit n hit n hit n hit(taking a deep breath)n hit....thn she went mad....she pushed my shoe untill it rolled down d balcony...thn finally the FROG came out....my mum said it hav GOLDEN eyes....cool huh?I WILL NEVER EVER LEAVE MY SHOE NEAR GRASS ANYMORE!!!!(FROG-PHOBIA)

MTV world stage

MTV WORLD STAGE
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RAWKS!!!!!
Boys like girls
All american rejects
they rawks men....
damn leng cai....
its freakin' leng cai...
I went crazy....
yeah....CRAZY
i was like singing like nobody's business...
when i got home its like how nicky lee say....
my energy is running low....
We kept dancing...
and dancing...
dancing
still dancing
still dancing
still dancing
















and still














DANCING...
SOMEBODY CALL 911
SHAWTY FIRE BURNIN' ON THE DANCE FLOOR
well...not realli dance floor we're on a dried swimming pool....

Tagging time!! :D

It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag ten people. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real - nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name.

1. What is your name : Len Wai Kei

2. A four Letter Word : Lace

3. A boy's Name : Lucass

4. A girl's Name : Lenka

5. An occupation : Lawyer

7. Something you'll wear : Lacy skirt

8. Something sick :licking a skunk's ass

9. A food : Lace(a junk food...u noe ryte?)

10. Something found in the bathroom: lamp

11. A place : lab

12. A reason for being late :looking at hot guys(can't control...:D Teehee)

13. Something you'd shout : ladybird

14. A movie title : love on a diet(made me look dddddddddeeeeeeeeeppppp in my cupboard)

15. Something you drink :Lemonade

16. A musical group : Linkin Park

17. An animal : lamb

18. A street name : LE 2/1

19. A type of car : lancer(never heard of it but tis car is true)

20. The title of a song : Love Drunk

mallsingh bhullar's note

mallsingh bhullar's note...(limited edition)lol....

My ketua sektor pintu

Today about 2 sumthing..we jaga-ing ma...so we muz spot check every bag ma....thn came 1 malay gurl...i found skittles!!!so me n keng chun cepat cepat pour damn much on our hand...so kwok yeow-my k.s pintu was like...WAD LA YOU!!!(die la me...kena marah ady)thn he say eat sweet oso never belanja him....lol...so unexpectedly....thn sama sama we enjoy out skittles...^^n shiao yen say we'll end up having rainbow tongue n we did....but nvm d skittles taste great...^^

Secocok

Wah...2day we get bac seni paper ma...thn i very cha lorh...get 72% oni....
jade got 70 i think en ru 71 n shye wen!!!!!
SHE GOT 82%damn geng ryte?cox we made a deal b4 tat who got d highest mark will kena slap..so me,jade n en ru was like pressing her down n i do d slapping...hehehe...damn bad ryte?n thn mall's admirer din cum ma...so we all go n curi curi see her marks...MANA TAU!!!she got exactly same marks as MALLSINGH BHULLAR!!!n both of dem din cum 2day..secocok ryte?thn when i reach her home i told her bout it...she was like tats impossible...n i told her adidas's moto...















NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!


so gud luck 2 mallsingh..u gotta chance cox nothing is imposible....GOOD LUCK!!GAMBATEH...=D

Teenager are crazy

Today at class very boring ma...
it happened like this....
Science time finish copy notes ady ma...
then me n shye wen was like....
torturing ourselves...
i scratch her...
ouch....
she scratch me bac ouch...
i scratch her...
she scratch me back...
thn end up our hand all red in colour....
i got a note for you...
pls scroll down...













TEENAGERS NOWADAYS ARE
EXTREMELY





HORRIBLY





INCREDIBLY





VERY





REALLY









CRAZY!!!!!

Random pics

Boring...
boring...
boring...
boring..
boring...
so i decided 2 take some pics outside at my garden....
there u go:

Port Dickson Trip

walking 2 d swimming pool....tat is darn dirty..tats y end up at d beach ...couples?lesbians?ewssss?
so meriah....=Di wana go again!!!!
me tryin 2 take out my bracelet n tat thing took me darn long!
look at d beach?now noe y i wana take out d?erm....was it supposed 2 be called a bracelet?fyi,i very chapek in my vocab de...==

Kiku Zakura

kiku zakura....we reserved d whole restaurant tis morning...damn nice d whole restaurant oni got me,mum,dad n sis...cool huh?wana noe where isit n food delicious o not?pls leave me a comment!

my dad....swt ryte?he's eating a erm....sotong head?ew.....gross-gusting!

THE RETARD FAMILY

Here goes the retard ones:
me-HOOLIGAN
jan-BARBARIAN
jade-FREEEEEEEEEEEEAK
shye wen-idiot
en ru-geek
jo-sinister
li bin-orang kl(bukan kuala lumpur la...kampung loser)
mall-orang laut/megamall(i'll always come 2 u mall!!!)
hua kean-moodymoody???(i wonder y)

Here goes our trade mark:
dung!dung!dung!dung!(hitting my chest?)
shye wen-scratching head...(still can't think?)
jade-im'ma freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak!(very true)
en ru-pushing her specs up(always slide down?)
jo-?
jan-?
bin-?
mall-?
hua kean-?
(sorry la)no idea wads their trademark yet...update when i find out!!!

MTV world stage

MTV WORLD STAGE!!!
LIVE IN M'SIA!!!
WHOS GOIN???
LETS MEET UP!!!
COMMENT IF UR GOIN!!!

Adidas run

get 65th...=='''

(speechless)
...
gettin worse at each marathonT.T
IDK WHY!!!

merentas desa s.m.k.s.s n mc donald run

i got no.4 for merentas desa for our school...stupid la...i'm juz a few SECONDS away from a hamper....T.T....n mcdonald run i got no.54...damn cacat ryte?pai seh pai seh....

Ripley's BELIEVE it or NOT!!!

my shadow juz left me...T.T
tas all my father's...^^i din noe i was tat short...==
we juz changed our size???
microwave men!!!
believe or not i'm peeking on a guy whos probably peeing??
actually i'm d one who poke tat thing into him...sorry!!!
believe or not i'm actually killing myself...
nice mouth dude...o_0